• Kong out here taking snacks like they owe him money! He doesn’t just eat, he owns the snacks. You blink, and Kong’s already 3 bags deep—chips, cookies, even your secret stash of candy you thought was safe. He’s got no shame and no chill. If there’s food, Kong’s eating it, and you’re just lucky if you get a crumb. So, if you came for snacks, you might wanna rethink your strategy because Kong’s in full snack-hunting mode!