Purpose: To keep this server as real as your Wi-Fi connection when it’s working, and as wild as your favorite Friday night hangout. We want to vibe, laugh, and keep it 100—no fake energy allowed.
Policy Statement:
- No Fake Flexin’: If you’re gonna be flexin’, make sure the drip is real. Posting pics of stacks of cash? If you ain’t got the receipt for those stacks, we’re calling cap. Flex all you want, but keep it true, fam. Fake it ‘til you make it, but don’t fake it in here.
- Respect the Crew: Disrespect ain’t tolerated. If you come at someone sideways, you’ll get hit with the “Mute of Shame.” No one wants to be silenced, so keep your mouth in check or you’ll be banished to the land of the Silent Ninjas (aka: muted until further notice).
- Drama-Free Zone: If you bring drama, you get banned from the chat, no questions asked. If you got beef, take it to the DMs—unless it’s a rap battle, and in that case, we expect bars. Drama in the chat? Instant mute. We ain’t here for it. If you turn the chat into a soap opera, we’re all tuning out and you’re getting a one-way ticket to “Drama Jail”.
- Meme Abuse Control: We love memes, but we ain’t tryna get hit with a meme tornado. Post your memes, but if you post 10 memes in a row, we’re calling in Meme Control. You’ll have to answer to the “Meme Police” (aka: the mods), who will decide if your memes are fire or if you’re just trying to break the server with your humor.
- Voice Chat Etiquette: If you step into the voice chat, bring the energy! No silent lurkers. You either gotta be funny, drop some fire knowledge, or break into a random rap battle. If you’re quiet for more than 5 minutes, the mods will send you a “Are you okay?” text to check on you. If you don’t respond with a meme, you’re out.
- Nickname Rule: Your nickname should reflect your vibe. If your nickname is something lame like “User9873”, we’re gonna need you to step it up and give yourself a cool name like “Lil’ Meme King” or “Cereal Boss.” If it’s not funny or swaggy, prepare for a nickname rebranding.
- Self-Promotion, But Make it Fun: Sure, you can promote your stuff, but you gotta do it like you’re a hype man at a rap concert. We ain’t trying to hear about your channel unless you come through with that energy. No one wants to see “I stream sometimes, check it out.” Nah, we want “Yo, I’m droppin’ some FIRE content. Come see me roast people and eat pizza!”
- Spamming Ain’t Cool, Fam: If you’re spamming, we’ll hit you with the Spam Jail. This isn’t the place for sending the same thing 100 times unless you’re posting memes and we’re all in on it. If you flood the chat with nonsense, the mods will throw you in timeout for a cool-down session. Use your powers for good, not for chaos.
- The “Yo, Chill” Rule: If you get too hype, we might need to tell you to “Yo, chill”. You can be excited, but don’t be acting like you just found a stack of cash on the ground and started running through the mall. If you’re acting too wild, expect the “Chill Hammer” (aka a quick reminder to tone it down a bit).
Enforcement: Violate these rules? You’ll be hit with a silent ban where you gotta reflect on your life choices. Repeat offenders will have to face the infamous “Time Out”, where you get a 24-hour break from the server to think about how you’re gonna come back with better vibes.
Conclusion: This server is all about having fun, keeping it real, and making memories with the homies. If you can’t hang with the crew, it’s cool, but you’ll get booted faster than your Wi-Fi connection drops.
